How many jobs is too many?

I am always tired.

I substitute teach in the mornings.

I work at the restaurant on Monday and Wednesday nights. Plus every other Saturday and Sunday morning and Sunday night.

I do jewelry shows on the Sundays that I don't work at the restaurant and spend at least a couple of hours a day getting the stuff organized and preparing for shows.

I have a bunch of stuff up for sale on ebay.

Shouldn't I be rich by now?!

Oh, right. We bought a house. And we're getting married in 7 months.

That would explain why I work all the time and I'm tired all the time.

Yawn. Nap time.