Not Knocked Up

One of my friends says she is willing to rent out her child as a form of birth control.

However, after spending the majority of Saturday with this friend and her family AND another friend and her two kids... I don't need to rent any kids...

I just won't have sex with my hubby after spending all that time with three kids under the age of 5.

Definitely not going to get knocked up any time soon.

Hmmm. Is it still "knocked up" if you're married?

Eh. Doesn't really matter. Never mind.